northcote — zsh — 100×32 ssh trusted@northcote

guest@northcote:~$

Considered work for homes & businesses that expect better.

[ok] We measure twice. Our own crew, no subcontractor roulette. The quote is the price — and there’s a number that actually gets answered.

99.6%on-time arrival
0surprise line-items
5yrworkmanship warranty
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$ ls -la ./services

Six things we do, end to end. No handoffs, no “that’s not our department”.

guest@northcote:~/services$ ls -la  → 6 entries, all executable

drwxr-xr-x · 01

consultation.survey

A proper look before a single quote. We measure twice.

from £0run
drwxr-xr-x · 02

design.spec

Drawings, materials and a fixed plan you actually understand.

from £450run
drwxr-xr-x · 03

install.build

Our own crew, no subcontractor roulette. Tidy site, daily updates.

from £2,400run
drwxr-xr-x · 04

maintenance.plans

Scheduled care so nothing creeps up on you. Priority callouts.

from £39/morun
drwxr-xr-x · 05

emergency.callout

Same-day response when it can’t wait. Real humans, fast.

from £120run
drwxr-xr-x · 06

aftercare.warranty

Five-year workmanship guarantee and a number that gets answered.

includedrun

$ make project --verbose

A predictable build log, every time. You always know which step we’re on.

build.log tail -f
00:00[ok]surveywe visit, measure twice, and listen before quoting. exit 0
00:01[ok]specifydrawings, materials and a fixed, readable plan. no jargon
00:02[run]buildour crew on site, tidy each day, daily updates pushed.
00:03[ok]handoverwalkthrough, snag list cleared, you sign off. spotless
00:04[ok]aftercare5-yr warranty starts; one call gets us back out.

$ git log --reviews -1

commit 7af3e1c Author: Helen M. <helen@northcote> Northcote

Turned up when they said, finished when they said, and the place was spotless. Rare.

+5 stars · verified client · branch: install/main
guest@northcote:~$ ./book-a-call

Ready when you are. No pressure, no padding.

Book a survey and we’ll give you a plan and a fixed price you can actually read. Same-day callout if it can’t wait.